To enter the competition sign up to our Writer's Room - and add your entry here  The closing date will be Friday night or when our Editor 'gets their arse into gear'. The winner will be selected in a ...

Christa Pike, the Tennessee woman the authorities seem unable to kill, is to be immortalised as a new superhero in the Marvel comic-book pantheon.Pike, who has been on death row for 30 years following ...

A village shop has been damaged in an attempted burglary. Following a report of men acting suspiciously with a sheep, Surrey Police despatched officers to the Co-op in Rowledge. A passing shepherd ...

Harry 'Fingers' McClean, currently under investigation by the Metropolitan Police for burglary, theft with menaces, carrying ...

Line Of Duty's Superintendent Ted Hastings has been ordered by senior BBC executives to stop his practice of sucking diesel, as fuel prices continue to hit record levels. The go-to practice of ...

Front Page, News in Brief and FeaturesWally Dug has won this month's Writer of the Month competition with a great mix of subs ...

The thorny question of whether or not the UK government was really following the science has been solved by this year’s Nobel Laureates.Johnson and Hancock's valuable research over the last 18 months ...

An underground movement of heroic Britons is finally poised to take on the anti-growth, probably bearded, woke fanatics who are trying to destroy our British way of life with pronouns, improved energy ...

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Hardcore splinter group "Just Stop Growth" has threatened the Conservative Government over its pro-growth strategy.The group, ...

It has been announced that AI has discovered all jokes and there are no new humorous phrases or actions left. All humour is now just Gemini copies of a Claude version of a Co-pilot reproduction of a ...