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Christa Pike, the Tennessee woman the authorities seem unable to kill, is to be immortalised as a new superhero in the Marvel comic-book pantheon.Pike, who has been on death row for 30 years following ...

A village shop has been damaged in an attempted burglary. Following a report of men acting suspiciously with a sheep, Surrey Police despatched officers to the Co-op in Rowledge. A passing shepherd ...

Harry 'Fingers' McClean, currently under investigation by the Metropolitan Police for burglary, theft with menaces, carrying ...

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An underground movement of heroic Britons is finally poised to take on the anti-growth, probably bearded, woke fanatics who are trying to destroy our British way of life with pronouns, improved energy ...

The thorny question of whether or not the UK government was really following the science has been solved by this year’s Nobel Laureates.Johnson and Hancock's valuable research over the last 18 months ...

Hardcore splinter group "Just Stop Growth" has threatened the Conservative Government over its pro-growth strategy.The group, ...

French politicians have slammed rioting school kids for blockading roads without the use of tractors. A government spokesperson complained that the children didn't understand "proper protocol", and ...

On 29 September, 2026, a farmer near Fairford Air Base called 999 to report suspicious activity. No sensible explanation has been offered about the security operation that ensued, leading to wild ...

Joint Scottish and Japanese project to study how whisky is distilled in space 41 ...

"Here's the reason why every true patriot should support me when I start bombing Iran again after the mid-terms," US ...